Michael Lehrer

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 463 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·6.18 bits/set·7.08 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.45 tag density·38 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.27 punch density·0.33 tag density

I move.

Gotta move up there.

There we go.

It's very important that part.

Here we go.

Alright.

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Michael Larr.

Time for the delay.

[Bit 1]

Oh, Sports Illustrated just had their first transgender swimsuit model.

She got the job by beating the other models by using her manpower.

[Bit 2]

Holly Berry said she won't play a transsexual.

Hopefully she plays that waitress again,

who gets a doggy from Billy Bob Thornton

that was hot as fuck and she won an Oscar.

Dance with the partner you brought to the party.

Speaking of party, shout out to Go Bon Medicated pattern

for making my boss feel like they can lick all day.

[Bit 3]

living in the moment, no regrets, one regret.

I wish my generation as much passion as this generation for eating the nice.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupOh, Sports Illustrated just had their first transgender swimsuit model.

punchlineShe got the job by beating the other models by using her manpower.