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2021-01-26

Ivan Garcia

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Watch Ivan Garcia's Kill Tony episode 489 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 1.20 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.80 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.55 punch density·1.20 tag density

Oh my gosh, guys.

You guys all from Austin?

[Bit 1]

You guys know all the great bakeries in Austin.

We got Russell's, we got Quacks, Mitradician.

I invite you all to come to my bakery here in Austin.

We're a ruthless group of bakers.

We're known as the K.K. Cakes.

We only do gay weddings.

Thank you.

[Bit 2]

And sorry my people, I will not be making

a tres leches cake this year.

Too many grandmas have died of COVID.

[Bit 3]

So, anyone been on a crazy date?

This chick showed up super pissed.

She's like, "You're not gonna pull my seat out for me?"

I'm like, "It's a booth.

Sit down."

And I was like, it was kind of wrong of me

to ask her if she wanted to hook up right away.

She just looks at me, she's like,

"What do you mean I want to hook up right away?

"I don't do one night stands."

And I was like, "Well, we can fuck all week if you want."

It doesn't have to be one night.

And then these Austin chicks, she's like,

"Sorry, I don't fuck straight guys."

And I was like, "Oh fuck, I'm gonna have to suck some dick

"to get some pussy tonight?

"Whew, it better come with cocaine."

It didn't, guys.

It didn't.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

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setupYou guys know all the great bakeries in Austin.

setupWe got Russell's, we got Quacks, Mitradician.

setupI invite you all to come to my bakery here in Austin.

setupWe're a ruthless group of bakers.

punchlineWe're known as the K.K. Cakes.

tagWe only do gay weddings.