Ivan Garcia on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.80 tag density
About Ivan Garcia's sets
Ivan Garcia has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #488 (19 Jan 2021) and the latest on episode #489 (26 Jan 2021).
Ivan Garcia came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Ivan Garcia averages 0.45 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 62% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Ivan Garcia follows each punchline with 0.80 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Ivan Garcia's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #48926 Jan 2021
We got Russell's, we got Quacks, Mitradician. I invite you all to come to my bakery here in Austin. We're a ruthless group of bakers.
We're known as the K.K. Cakes.
We only do gay weddings.
She just looks at me, she's like, "What do you mean I want to hook up right away? "I don't do one night stands."
And I was like, "Well, we can fuck all week if you want."
It doesn't have to be one night.
KT #48819 Jan 2021
Oh man, guys, good news. They found out what causes autism.
Yeah, it's just feeding your kid crustless sandwiches.
Take it up with HEB, guys, I don't know.
What do you mean I'm not gonna use it? I know I can't travel anywhere, but I've just been having all my one night stands
just kiss a page.
Yeah, traveling the world and pussy.