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I ate an edible the other day
and I started watching "The Blind Side."
What the fuck is that movie?
All right, nobody ever told me this movie's gonna be
bullshit when I started it.
So you seen "The Blind Side," you know what I'm talking about?
So all "The Blind Side" was supposed to be about
was this dude named Michael Orr.
is a real person and he played football,
but he was a homeless teen in Memphis
and he got adopted by a white family
and they get a nigga white privilege
and he made it to the NFL, all right?
And that's a beautiful movie, all right?
That's a beautiful movie.
That is the sequel to "Remember the Titans"
that got football in America.
Everybody could come together.
And then somebody in Hollywood was like,
"Let's make this nigga retarded."
Right, I don't even like using that word, all right?
I don't even like using that word,
but they made that nigga retarded.
They made it for no reason.
Let me tell you, the first scene
where he get adopted by Sandra Bullock, right?
He get adopted by Sandra Bullock,
she walk him into the house,
they walk him up the stairs,
and they walk him into a bedroom,
and he goes, "What's that?"
And then Sandra Bullock says, "It's a bed."
That nigga know where the bed is!
That nigga know where the bed is!
I've got so many retarded,
and all the fucking special,
them niggas gonna sleep when,
They know where to go to sleep.
Crack heads make bands out of anything.
This nigga know where the bed is.
Did it later on in the movie, later on in the movie,
just to make sure you know this nigga is dumb as fuck
and it's not a real, he's not dumb.
He made it, he's doing good.
He made a lawsuit against it and won it just recently.
They, this is the way they fucking did it.
They said, hey, Sandra Bullock,
you knew something that you brought to this private school
We gave him these tests to see where he's at.
They said, "You got a zero on math, zero on science,
zero on social studies, zero on everything,
but don't worry, he scored 100% in protective instincts."
That's not a test they give humans.
Who got the highest protective instinct?
That's the shit they give to K-9s to become police law.
