William Montgomery

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Watch William Montgomery's Kill Tony episode 394 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 1.67 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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Growing up Dracula was a really big influence on me. Just how he walked how he talked how he presented himself

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Sometimes when I'm in a dark room I'll wonder if my eyes are open or closed and

then I'll blink. So I had to go to Dr. Seuss the other day my leg was real hurt

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and his synopsis was I meant when I said and I said what I meant your leg looks

broken gonna need a splint. He is a very nice man his name is Frank Dracula he

lives up in a magnolia tree outside of my parents house in Memphis he is

addicted to Zantac 75 he refuses to actually get in the sewer in front of my

appearance house two four nine cn you just there you go stopped right on the

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setupSometimes when I'm in a dark room I'll wonder if my eyes are open or closed and

punchlinethen I'll blink. So I had to go to Dr. Seuss the other day my leg was real hurt