Rick Diaz

Bucket Pull

Watch Rick Diaz's Kill Tony episode 704 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I went to a nightclub and the waitress told me, "Be careful, because people have been

getting drugged."

And I was like, "Oh no."

When I went to the toilet and at the urinal next to me, there was a guy peeing and he

was staring right at my dick.

And I noticed because I was staring right into his eyes.

[Bit 2]

We don't talk much in my family, we don't talk much.

We don't even have a group chat.

I tried to set up the group chat, but everyone in my family was like, "There's already a

group. I dated a girl for a while and one day she gave me a 20 by 20 Rubik's Cube.

[Bit 3]

20 by 20 and she told me if you manage to solve this I will suck your dick. It

took me all night

to unglue and reglue.

Thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI went to a nightclub and the waitress told me, "Be careful, because people have been

setupgetting drugged."

setupAnd I was like, "Oh no."

setupWhen I went to the toilet and at the urinal next to me, there was a guy peeing and he

setupwas staring right at my dick.

punchlineAnd I noticed because I was staring right into his eyes.