Cristina Mariani

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Watch Cristina Mariani's Kill Tony episode 517 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Hi.

[Bit 1]

I've been going out with the guys that I live with.

And I realized that figuring out what works on women is easy.

What's tricky is the dosage.

[Bit 2]

I've been trying to date.

Yeah, I've been dating.

I went out with the police officer the other night,

but he didn't take my breath away as advertised.

[Bit 3]

It started off well.

It was going well, but then I saw, you know,

some pictures of this other girl's nudes on his phone.

So I left and I haven't called him again.

I won't even give him a chance to explain.

I figured what's the point.

I'm never gonna be as skinny as a 10-year-old.

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setupI've been going out with the guys that I live with.

setupAnd I realized that figuring out what works on women is easy.

punchlineWhat's tricky is the dosage.