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2021-08-10

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 517 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·6.18 bits/set·7.08 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.45 tag density·38 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.26 punch density·0.20 tag density

[Bit 1]

My nurse-class girlfriend's like,

"Eager, why when we make love,

does there have to be so many

police and robbers?"

I'm like, "Wait, you think I'm sitting 'cause I'm lazy?"

The only style I can fuck in is marionette.

My mom was like, "Inchard, why do you find

"a nice disabled to settle down work?"

I'm like, "Ma, if I did a disabled,

"every time we go to fuck,

when everyone wanted complete intercourse

while I took calling SEAL Team 6.

[Bit 2]

Um, all that this one I want

is a woman with a type of time

who can help me put on my jacket.

Hey, you all wanna hear some nursery rhymes?

Little what blew away all my cocaine

so I flushed the goldfish from the fucking drain.

Aight, they get better, I won't, but they get better.

Three blind mice.

The mice had participated in clinical trials for the J&J vaccine.

Blindness was a side effect.

Don't believe the high people,

suddenly greenness people are over again.

I phoned them.

Alright, one more.

Tack be nimble, tack be quick.

44 years later, tack became tacky.

Now tack's a chick.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMy nurse-class girlfriend's like,

setup"Eager, why when we make love,

setupdoes there have to be so many

setuppolice and robbers?"

punchlineI'm like, "Wait, you think I'm sitting 'cause I'm lazy?"

tagThe only style I can fuck in is marionette.