Pat O'Neill

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Watch Pat O'Neill's Kill Tony episode 768 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- Folks, my ex-girlfriend,

she would love it when I spit in her mouth.

And my new girlfriend hates when I mention that.

[Bit 2]

First time we hooked up, I didn't have a condom,

so I tells her, "Hey, you better not have herpes,

"because then I will have double herpes."

[Bit 3]

Last weekend, she got so drunk, she threw up on my cock.

Yeah, so next time, I'm just going to let her sleep.

[Bit 4]

- I was telling that story last night

and this woman in the crowd called me toxic.

I was like, that's pretty rich coming from somebody

that bleeds out of their goddamn crotch.

Okay, that's enough for me, thank you.

Bit 3 · Beat 1

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setupLast weekend, she got so drunk, she threw up on my cock.

punchlineYeah, so next time, I'm just going to let her sleep.