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2025-06-24

Uncle Lazer

SpecialManWhite

Watch Uncle Lazer's Kill Tony episode 724 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.70 bits/set·4.15 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.76 tag density·20 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.21 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Check out all your friends this summer.

Kiss them on the mouth.

Tell them you love them.

Listen.

I'm friends with a lot of coloreds.

Blacks.

We got any blacks in here tonight?

Oh, hell yeah.

They set y'all up front.

That's progressive.

Hell yeah.

[Bit 2]

Listen, I'm not a regular white.

My black friends, they call me in where they're all like, "Hey, Uncle, that's a real ass

motherfucking and as a white man when a black man calls you that it's special

it's like when your dad pats you on the butt says good game son but boy they

don't like it when you say it back to him I'm playing spades the other day at

my homies house and they're just it's a black person game you wouldn't know

We're playing space back and forth, right?

And I'm cutting these motherfuckers up, and they're like,

"Yo, you a real-ass motherfucking..."

And I'm like...

I started walking with a limp.

You know?

And they done said it about 20 times.

I said, "Man, y'all said it enough.

Y'all think I can say it back?"

And they go, "Fuck you, white boy.

You can't say that."

I said, "Well, it sounded like music's getting a little too loud at this party, okay?"

And they said, "You can see yourself out."

And as I walked outside, I did the whitest thing in my life.

I called the law and I said, "Hey, these motherfucking

are playing that music too loud.

My name's Uncle Laser, y'all are great."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupCheck out all your friends this summer.

setupKiss them on the mouth.

setupTell them you love them.

setupListen.

punchlineI'm friends with a lot of coloreds.

tagBlacks.

setupWe got any blacks in here tonight?

tagThey set y'all up front.

tagThat's progressive.