Fiona Cauley

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Watch Fiona Cauley's Kill Tony episode 691 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.43 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.52 tag density·7 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.30 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So I used to date this guy

and I went over to his house

and caught him cheating on me.

Yeah.

I think the most frustrating part about that

was just how lazy it was.

You know, like go upstairs.

- Yeah, he wasn't really a thinker, you know?

[Bit 2]

He was the kind of guy that would argue with me

about having to wear a condom.

I did, I figured out a foolproof way to end that argument.

I told him that my disability was contagious.

But you know that motherfucker was like, "How contagious?"

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setup- So I used to date this guy

setupand I went over to his house

setupand caught him cheating on me.

setupI think the most frustrating part about that

setupwas just how lazy it was.

punchlineYou know, like go upstairs.