Ari Matti

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Watch Ari Matti's Kill Tony episode 691 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.91 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.91 punch density·1.50 tag density

Hey, America.

[Bit 1]

Whoever you vote for is your business.

But the sign outside of your house on the lawn

is fucking insane.

That's where your wife and kids live.

Even if you vote for Kamala,

don't put a sign out there for the maniacs to see

that in this house, there's an unarmed pussy waiting.

I'm gonna rob you out of principle.

I'm just gonna walk in,

give me all your shit.

Some Sam Smith looking fuck is in the kitchen.

Wearing a mask in his own house.

Honey, come down.

He's here to rob us.

Some green haired bitch comes down.

Don't assume they are here to rob us.

That's why the sign outside my lawn has trumped 2024

with two swastikas.

In this house we grab pussy, we shoot people.

Come on in!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupWhoever you vote for is your business.

setupBut the sign outside of your house on the lawn

punchlineis fucking insane.

tagThat's where your wife and kids live.