Kristi Bellich

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Watch Kristi Bellich's Kill Tony episode 487 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.78 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.78 punch density·1.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

So I just found out that my ex-boyfriend is now fucking my now ex-best friend, you guys.

I know, right?

The thing is, as long as I knew my ex-best friend, that motherfucker was always a lesbian,

and this dick was not the dick to change her over, you know?

Like it was like cocked to the side.

You had to crisco that shit.

You had to go to Home Depot.

You had to get that all shit righted up.

Anyway, I lost breath.

[Bit 2]

But the thing is, before I moved to LA,

I do it in my bed to his family,

which means they're fucking on my old bed that has my period stain on it.

It's not even like the nice straight out the art store,

goddess pomegranate red flowing blood.

It's like the chunky Brown like Jackson Pollock straight up on that posture pedic.

>> Christy Bellich.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I just found out that my ex-boyfriend is now fucking my now ex-best friend, you guys.

setupThe thing is, as long as I knew my ex-best friend, that motherfucker was always a lesbian,

punchlineand this dick was not the dick to change her over, you know?

tagLike it was like cocked to the side.

tagYou had to crisco that shit.

tagYou had to go to Home Depot.

tagYou had to get that all shit righted up.