Kristi Bellich on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·1.56 punch density·1.33 tag density
About Kristi Bellich's sets
Kristi Bellich has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #481 (17 Nov 2020) and the latest on episode #487 (12 Jan 2021).
Kristi Bellich came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Kristi Bellich has performed for guest panels including First Austin Show! and Don Barris.
Kristi Bellich averages 1.56 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 99% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Kristi Bellich follows each punchline with 1.33 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Kristi Bellich's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #48712 Jan 2021
So I just found out that my ex-boyfriend is now fucking my now ex-best friend, you guys. The thing is, as long as I knew my ex-best friend, that motherfucker was always a lesbian,
and this dick was not the dick to change her over, you know?
Like it was like cocked to the side.
You had to crisco that shit.
But the thing is, before I moved to LA, I do it in my bed to his family,
which means they're fucking on my old bed that has my period stain on it.
KT #48117 Nov 2020
keep getting a lot of text messages that are like hey Kristi what do I do about
business this year and my suggestion in 2020 is just hoeing. All you gotta do is
hoe yourself out, put yourself behind a paywall, get those axe cheeks clapping,
get some unrefined coconut oil and keep it moving, you know. Get a fucking 20%
And in fact, when your grandkids ask you one day what you did during the great recession
pandemic of 2020, you can say that your pussy perpetuated the economy for the entire year