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Watch JP Hinsdale's Kill Tony episode 487 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.71 punch density, 1.40 tag density.

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So I've been reading the Bible a lot because a friend died.

And is it just me or is the Immaculate Conception like the biggest fucking bluff in history?

Seriously, I mean, were just people just gullible back then?

And even if it is true, I mean, does that make Joseph like the first cuck in history?

I mean seriously, it's awful. I mean nobody wants to be the first.

And then, yeah, I mean, eventually Mary and Joseph laid together and they had children, right?

So they had sex. And even if Joseph is doing the best he can and Mary's really getting into it,

all of a sudden she starts screaming, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! One fucking night you can't bring him up! Jesus Christ!"

Why is everybody screaming?

Go to bed.

Nobody's talking to you.

You're not my real father.

And does that make God like a deadbeat dad

since he didn't show up till the end?

[Bit 2]

I mean, do I have to feel better about my father?

Because he was a deadbeat dad.

I mean, he faked his own death, so he raised it

to a new level, but still.

Yeah, I just have so many problems.

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setupSo I've been reading the Bible a lot because a friend died.

punchlineAnd is it just me or is the Immaculate Conception like the biggest fucking bluff in history?

tagSeriously, I mean, were just people just gullible back then?