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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 487 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.38 punch density, 1.75 tag density.

Career avg·6.18 bits/set·7.08 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.45 tag density·38 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·1.38 punch density·1.75 tag density

[Bit 1]

>> Austin, I really have one question for you.

What do the high school girls hang out?

Father, who is that many showers tonight?

Yeah, I wasn't.

Let me hear you.

[Bit 2]

I got my Corona vaccine in the back of an Uber.

He has those little vaccine bottoms,

mixed up with the British Gatsins and peppermints.

I'm like, what year's five stars?

Andy was a doctor in Mexico,

but why isn't needle like re-sun strong?

And why isn't in my peel?

and it tickles when it blows into him.

[Bit 3]

Fuck barbecue.

I can't live with dying.

I cannot live with being fat.

Fuck Western food.

I think my whole life only consuming

Ozen spices prepared for me by a gentleman.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup>> Austin, I really have one question for you.

punchlineWhat do the high school girls hang out?

tagFather, who is that many showers tonight?