Drew Nickens

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Watch Drew Nickens's Kill Tony episode 673 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is a brand new minute from Drew Nickens.

â™ª What is a truth, what is a truth, truth, truth â™ª

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So I don't mind dating girls with kids

because I'm a child at heart.

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But I am worried about finding a woman who wants to peg me.

Because God damn it, I forget shit all the time.

I forget she has a gag reflex.

I forget to do the dishes, take out the trash.

Forget that she's got a clit.

And I know anger is going to build.

And you know when you're begging someone,

it goes finger, tongue, small toy, average white guy.

And I know that she's not going to follow the rules.

There's going to be candles.

There's going to be a romantic interest.

And then we're gonna come in, she's gonna go finger,

she's gonna go tongue, then she's gonna go

right into fucking Mandinko, am I right?

Oh man, and then she's gonna be getting me

and there's gonna be some cracking sounds

and then I'm gonna talk like Finding Nemo, Dory.

All right, that's been my talk, thank y'all.

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setupSo I don't mind dating girls with kids

punchlinebecause I'm a child at heart.