Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 673 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density

Thank you, guys.

[Bit 1]

Hope you guys had a good Father's Day.

Hope you got to spend some time with your fathers.

You know, Juneteenth was Wednesday,

so everyone else got to celebrate as well.

[Bit 2]

Recently went to a basketball game,

and they did the wave there.

I've never seen a crime wave in person before.

[Bit 3]

And yeah, love the African American community,

don't get me wrong, you know,

who doesn't love a good song?

Black people, they've gone through hell

and they've done so much for America,

but technically that is my bike.

[Bit 4]

I love being Asian, very tough to be Asian.

You know, you guys come home drunk,

you can eat whatever the fuck you want.

I have to eat food with chopsticks.

Whiskey makes my chopsticks go soft.

All right, that's my time, thank you.

Bit 3 · Beat 1

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setupAnd yeah, love the African American community,

setupwho doesn't love a good song?

setupBlack people, they've gone through hell

setupand they've done so much for America,

punchlinebut technically that is my bike.