David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 594 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.67 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Every time I nutted a white girl,

I could hear slaves singing.

[Bit 2]

I love white girls, man.

I love them white girls that wear them hoka shoes,

thick ass boots, and Lulu Lemon.

I love Lulu Lemon, boy.

But that Lulu Lemon is witchcraft.

Lulu Lemon make every bitch look like she got a booty.

You know what I'm saying?

And then you take them pants off.

It's like, bitch, your ass cheeks

is touching your ass hole.

What the fuck did you have in them pants?

Hopes and dreams, bitch, what the fuck?

[Bit 3]

I hate women with big ass feet.

I do, man.

It's like they be trying to wear cute shoes and shit.

It's like put on some timbales like a real nigga.

What the?

All right, man, that's it, thank you, bro.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupEvery time I nutted a white girl,

punchlineI could hear slaves singing.