Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 594 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.64 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.64 punch density·0.40 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Hey, it's good to be here in Texas

'cause I can say retard here.

[Bit 2]

Just can't abort one.

Pop out that retard, you faggot.

I wanna berate it accurately.

[Bit 3]

Love Texas, you know, I love Austin

because this is the only place I appreciate liberals.

I think Austin is the only place

that liberals should be at, surrounded and scared.

[Bit 4]

I love being in Texas during the pandemic

because every time I coughed,

I could watch Texans be afraid of the virus

for the first time.

They're like, "I know it's a hoax,

"but he might have the original variant."

[Bit 5]

Love Texas, Texas is where I learned

that mopping is just Mexican calligraphy.

All right, thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setup- Hey, it's good to be here in Texas

punchline'cause I can say retard here.