Heath Cordes

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Watch Heath Cordes's Kill Tony episode 660 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.83 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.83 punch density·1.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

Just got out of my first like,

real toxic relationship, come on.

Yeah, it was great at first,

but then it just got really needy and I needed space.

So like, I couldn't see her anymore.

And that's why I said, I hate to do this,

but if you leave me, I'll kill your family.

Burn your house down, shoot my brains out.

I don't give a fuck.

emotional wreck right now. Try me. Now I legally can't see her anymore. It's all

[Bit 2]

right I'm gonna fuck the shit out of Elaine tonight. That's the end of my

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupJust got out of my first like,

setupreal toxic relationship, come on.

setupYeah, it was great at first,

setupbut then it just got really needy and I needed space.

setupSo like, I couldn't see her anymore.

setupAnd that's why I said, I hate to do this,

punchlinebut if you leave me, I'll kill your family.

tagBurn your house down, shoot my brains out.

tagI don't give a fuck.

tagemotional wreck right now. Try me. Now I legally can't see her anymore. It's all