Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 660 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·3.23 bits/set·4.21 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.55 tag density·57 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.56 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

'cause I can say retard here.

Just can't jerk off to them anymore.

Just got a picture in your head like the good old days.

Um, yeah, love, uh, the ladies, you know,

[Bit 2]

You know, a lot of ladies get mad at me

because they send me nudes,

and I don't send nudes in return.

I'm like, "Why would I return a gift with a felony?"

[Bit 3]

I was recently in San Francisco.

It's the mecca of Asians.

I love San Francisco.

It's the only place Asian women have asses.

I was like, "Holy shit, is that an Asian girl with an ass

or a 12-year-old Latino boy?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup'cause I can say retard here.

punchlineJust can't jerk off to them anymore.

tagJust got a picture in your head like the good old days.