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KILL TONY #445 - VENTURA #2 (LOST EPISODE)

2020-05-08

David Deary

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Watch David Deary's Kill Tony episode 445 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.60 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.50 punch density·1.87 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·1.00 punch density·1.60 tag density

- Now watch me bomb.

[Bit 1]

I grew up before the internet.

I didn't have like good porn to teach me.

I had Playboy.

I mean, they didn't even show vagina.

It was just bush.

That was it, just breasts and bush.

I didn't even know what a pussy looked like.

I got to high school, a guy raised his arm in the locker room.

I was like, "Look at that vagina, oh my God."

How'd they get it under his arm?

Oh my God, lucky bastard.

[Bit 2]

Playboy magazine, they were made out of paper.

Guys, you know what happens when paper and cum combine?

That's a fight that cum wins every single time.

It's not even close.

You don't believe me,

next time you're playing rock, paper, scissors,

throw the cum on 'em.

That's a win-win-win.

Come beat scissors, it rusts the scissors.

Come beats paper, obviously.

And Come truthfully doesn't defeat Rock,

but it degrades the shit out of it.

You ever try to throw a Comey Rock at somebody?

There you go.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI grew up before the internet.

setupI didn't have like good porn to teach me.

setupI had Playboy.

setupI mean, they didn't even show vagina.

punchlineIt was just bush.

tagThat was it, just breasts and bush.