David Deary on Kill Tony
3 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.50 punch density·1.87 tag density
About David Deary's sets
David Deary has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #103 (11 Mar 2018) and the latest on episode #445 (8 May 2020).
David Deary came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
David Deary has performed for guest panels including Ventura #2 (Lost Episode), Chris D'Elia, Neal Brennan and Ian Edwards.
David Deary averages 0.50 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
David Deary's punch density went from 0.43 in the first set to 1.00 in the latest.
On average David Deary follows each punchline with 1.87 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from David Deary's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #4458 May 2020
I didn't have like good porn to teach me. I had Playboy. I mean, they didn't even show vagina.
It was just bush.
That was it, just breasts and bush.
Playboy magazine, they were made out of paper. Guys, you know what happens when paper and cum combine?
That's a fight that cum wins every single time.
It's not even close.
KT #1066 May 2020
and I put it in my bathroom. Then I invite a friend to come live in the bathroom with me. And then I invite another friend to come and just
piss all over the door.
New York smells like piss.
if I want to have sex with a woman by looking at her hands. Because basically if she has hands,
I want to have sex with her.
KT #10311 Mar 2018
But the words are the same but the meaning is totally different, you know, like they call cigarettes fags. Did you guys know that? They call cigarettes fags. Imagine a British guy in West Hollywood like pardon me chat You know what could find me a pack of fags?
Whoa, buddy. Whoa a pack Wow
Very ambitious sir
No, no check one of these bars probably everywhere
The word Fanny, you know the word Fanny like we call it like a butt like a plight word for butt The word fanny in London?
It means vagina.
And it's a rude word like, "Aye, come here.
Let me see that fanny.