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2025-09-09

Chris Silio

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Watch Chris Silio's Kill Tony episode 734 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.75 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.67 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.78 punch density·1.61 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.75 punch density·1.00 tag density

-What up?

All right, I had to make sure.

[Bit 1]

I fucking just moved here.

I moved from Miami.

I moved 1000 miles away

from where I grew up my entire life.

Now I really don't know where the fuck I am.

It's like I'm in a part of a video game

that hasn't loaded yet.

It sucks that like I'm the only guy in here

that just gets stuck like a Roomba.

Like if I don't tap, tap, tap and find the exit,

I'm just gonna stand there and beep

until somebody picks me up.

Like home.

"Home, please, I have to shit."

You don't know how long you can hold in a shit until you're me.

And you never know where another bathroom's ever gonna be, dude.

You're like, "Well, I guess I'm never gonna shit again."

[Bit 2]

It sucks that, like, I'm the only guy in here

that has to send his dick pics to his boys first for approval.

Yeah, I gotta be like, "Yo, yo, yo, yo, is this a good one?"

And then they get to be like,

"Why is your dog in the shot, Chris?

Were you aiming for all balls by chance?

This is just half your cock and not the good half.

It's all root. Nobody wants all root."

Thank you guys very much, yeah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI fucking just moved here.

setupI moved from Miami.

setupI moved 1000 miles away

setupfrom where I grew up my entire life.

setupNow I really don't know where the fuck I am.

punchlineIt's like I'm in a part of a video game

punchlinethat hasn't loaded yet.