Chris Silio on Kill Tony

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3 sets·2.67 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.78 punch density·1.61 tag density

About Chris Silio's sets

Chris Silio has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #730 and the latest on episode #763.

Chris Silio won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.

Chris Silio has performed for guest panels including Jeff Ross, Dusty Slay, Martin Phillips and Duncan Trussell.

Chris Silio averages 0.78 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 91% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.

Chris Silio's punch density went from 0.59 in the first set to 1.00 in the latest.

On average Chris Silio follows each punchline with 1.61 tags.

Of the 13 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (4).

Appearances

EpisodeDateGuest panelBitsPunch densityTag density
KT #763-Jeff Ross31.001.50
KT #7349 Sept 2025Dusty Slay, Martin Phillips20.751.00
KT #730-Duncan Trussell, Ian Fidance30.592.33

Jokes from Chris Silio's sets

A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.

KT #763

reframe
setup

It's fucking crazy. He calls it Neuralink. But he says the first version of it is gonna look like old-school Atari video game graphics.

punchline

That's not an upgrade.

tag

I finally get to see tits in their squares.

misdirect
setup

It'll be the happiest day of my life. Somebody will immediately spray paint

punchline

Nazi piece of shit on it.

tag

That's fucked up.

KT #7349 Sept 2025

misdirect
setup

It sucks that like I'm the only guy in here that just gets stuck like a Roomba. Like if I don't tap, tap, tap and find the exit,

punchline

I'm just gonna stand there and beep

misdirect
setup

It sucks that, like, I'm the only guy in here

punchline

that has to send his dick pics to his boys first for approval.

tag

Yeah, I gotta be like, "Yo, yo, yo, yo, is this a good one?"

KT #730

misdirect
setup

All I did before I went blind was jerk off and play video games.

punchline

And then God was like, "That's enough."

tag

I'd give you a gift and you wasted it, son.

misdirect
setup

I'd have to be like, "Hello?" Is anyone there? Which, by the way, if you ever hear me say hello, is anyone there?

punchline

You have about 30 seconds before I start jerking off.

tag

Thank you.

tag

Wow.