Allie Mccoskey

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Watch Allie Mccoskey's Kill Tony episode 175 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hi, thank you. I just got fired from my job. I worked at a movie theater, which sucks.

I got fired. My managers, they called me into the office and they're like, "Hey Allie, we're going to have to let you go.

you're unprofessional."

And I said, "I didn't know that this was a profession."

[Bit 2]

Uh, I--as you guys have ears, so you can hear that I have, like,

a very monotone voice.

That's just how I talk.

Makes having sex hard, 'cause no guy wants to hear me be like,

"Oh, yeah, sweet. Uh-huh. Sure, chill."

I had to start watching porn just so I could sound alive.

So now when I'm having sex with a guy I'll just be like,

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Meeeeeee!"

But I can't tell if I sound like a porn star or a race car.

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setupHi, thank you. I just got fired from my job. I worked at a movie theater, which sucks.

setupI got fired. My managers, they called me into the office and they're like, "Hey Allie, we're going to have to let you go.

setupyou're unprofessional."

punchlineAnd I said, "I didn't know that this was a profession."