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2024-03-19

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 655 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·1.50 tag density

What's up, white bitch?

All right, let's.

[Bit 1]

You ever pre-came on yourself, sir?

You ever pre-ejaculate on yourself?

I did a lot when I was 17.

It was weird, I'd call my dad, be like, "8 pops.

"I keep coming on myself.

"What do I do?"

He was like, "Nigga, that's gay."

That's gay as hell.

And I was like, "How is that gay?"

"You got nothing on your skin, that's gay."

That's gay in here.

[Bit 2]

And I've been, it was weird 'cause I was fucking

the same girl, right in here, goddamn.

I was fucking the same girl, I lost my virginity too,

and I always, I just kept nuttin' on myself.

And I think my dick was just like,

she too much for us now.

We can't do it no more, she too much for us.

And I just kept coming on myself.

I remember the last time I was fucking with her,

I had my dick out and I was ready to,

I was ready to fuck, I was ready to go.

And I felt myself finna cum.

And I asked her to suck my dick,

I went here with a sneak attack, you feel what I'm saying?

I was like, just suck it real quick.

And she was like, you don't need me to do that.

And then I nutted.

And it was weird cause she threw me a rag

and she was like, clean yourself up you whore.

And I was like, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I felt like a real dirty slut just then, I was crazy.

I didn't, that's all I got right now,

but I will read y'all one of my thoughts.

I wrote down earlier today.

I wrote this down on my phone.

[Bit 3]

I saw a lady with a scarf and I just went,

bitch, your neck ain't that cold.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYou ever pre-came on yourself, sir?

setupYou ever pre-ejaculate on yourself?

setupI did a lot when I was 17.

setupIt was weird, I'd call my dad, be like, "8 pops.

setup"I keep coming on myself.

setup"What do I do?"

punchlineHe was like, "Nigga, that's gay."

tagThat's gay as hell.

tagAnd I was like, "How is that gay?"

tag"You got nothing on your skin, that's gay."

tagThat's gay in here.