Ali Macofsky

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 220 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.21 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Thank you. Thanks. I keep getting friendzoned by my haircut.

[Bit 2]

I got sexually assaulted on my skateboard the other day.

I was on Hollywood Boulevard and this guy was trying to get out of my way

just decided to stop me by grabbing my tits.

And at first I was like, you know, it was a mistake.

He was just in my way.

And then I realized I wasn't even moving.

[Bit 3]

I like doing this.

Doing a minute every week is fun.

People always tell me it's such a great opportunity.

You learn so much.

But I've never learned anything by doing it

one minute every week.

You never hear someone going to the gym and being like,

I went for a minute.

I can't wait to see what happens next week.

the number one jam in all of the world or whatever.

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punchlineThank you. Thanks. I keep getting friendzoned by my haircut.