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Kill Tony #178 (Michael Kosta, Josh Martin)

2017-08-12

Aphrodite

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Watch Aphrodite's Kill Tony episode 178 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.39 punch density, 2.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.07 bits/set·3.20 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.29 tag density·15 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.39 punch density·2.50 tag density

>> Sometimes I feel like a marijuana-less child.

Sometimes I feel like I ain't got no weed.

Sorry, I had to get it out.

[Bit 1]

I'm actually having a birthday next Monday.

I'm going to be 61.

Okay?

You know, a lot of women won't tell their age.

I don't know what the hell they won't tell their poor.

All you've got to do is read the damn rings around their neck

and you figure it out.

Just put ten years to each ring, you see.

And you know, that heft was 40 years old.

Oh, Danny.

Wow.

Well, what do you do if you sing a ring and a half?

Is that like 65 or whatever?

[Bit 2]

You know, I'm really kind of nervous going outside now

because there's so much emphasis on having a butt these days.

And as you can see--

That's what real ass looks like.

OK, so any of y'all don't know what it looks like.

In Hollywood, you start not knowing what real ass looks like.

Here, look again.

Look again.

Fuck yeah.

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setupI'm actually having a birthday next Monday.

setupI'm going to be 61.

setupYou know, a lot of women won't tell their age.

setupI don't know what the hell they won't tell their poor.

setupAll you've got to do is read the damn rings around their neck

punchlineand you figure it out.

tagJust put ten years to each ring, you see.

tagAnd you know, that heft was 40 years old.

setupWell, what do you do if you sing a ring and a half?

tagIs that like 65 or whatever?