Zeb Green

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Watch Zeb Green's Kill Tony episode 659 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.45 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.46 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So I got a theme going on, which is "Heavy Set."

It both describes my body type

and the material I'm gonna do, so.

[Bit 2]

Let's start off in a good place though.

I'm celebrating 20 years of marriage.

Some noise.

I appreciate it. It's actually not that great. She's a really annoying bitch that's always

on my back. No, I'm not married to a woman. I'm married to chronic pain. I've been in

pain every day for the last 20 years with a spinal injury, so hip, hip, hooray, I guess.

[Bit 3]

Despite all the pain, maybe because of it, drugs aren't that effective. I used to take

180 milligrams of morphine every day. Never got me high. It kind of helped the pain. Most

Most of it for me was getting me super constipated, so it definitely wasn't the shit.

I'm going to be honest with you all, sadly, I'm thinking about divorce and pain.

She's just always on my nerves.

I just haven't had the courage to pull that trigger yet.

All right, that's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

double-meaning

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setup- So I got a theme going on, which is "Heavy Set."

setupIt both describes my body type

punchlineand the material I'm gonna do, so.