Chris Silio

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Watch Chris Silio's Kill Tony episode 763 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

Shit, is she even hot?

[Bit 2]

I fucking can't wait for robot eyes, god damn it.

I miss tits so much.

Elon Musk keeps telling me he's gonna put

that'll let me see again.

It's fucking crazy. He calls it Neuralink.

But he says the first version of it

is gonna look like old-school Atari video game graphics.

That's not an upgrade.

I finally get to see tits in their squares.

I get to go to a strip club,

and it looks like "Super Mario World" in there, man.

I don't want pong pussy, you know?

I'll wait for two-brainer titties at least.

[Bit 3]

Dude, people were so mad at Elon

that they were breaking and vandalizing Teslas.

That's so fucked up.

Because the coolest part about a Tesla

is that one day I'll be able to buy one and drive it home.

It'll be the happiest day of my life.

Somebody will immediately spray paint

Nazi piece of shit on it.

That's fucked up.

I'm not even gonna know.

I'm just gonna drive around for two weeks

like the happiest Nazi in the world.

Like, this--

This smiling skinhead piece of shit.

Blaring Kanye West out my speakers like,

"I didn't even know there was a problem, dude."

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punchlineShit, is she even hot?