Michael Scott

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Watch Michael Scott's Kill Tony episode 763 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 6 joke beats, 0.86 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.75 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.63 tag density·4 sets

This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.86 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I got a Roomba recently.

He's black, he cleans my house.

It's a sweet deal.

What is the black base model for every object

that's supposed to improve our lives?

Why is it always black?

I gave mine a pair of white gloves and a bow tie.

I push clean on him and he goes up and down the halls.

"Massa, keep my batteries charged."

The other day I hit clean on Toby.

Oh, his name is Toby.

Uh...

I couldn't name him Kunta.

My mom comes over, I'm like, "Watch your feet.

Kunta's trying to get by."

So the other day I hit clean on Toby.

He goes towards the end of the hall and he's cleaning

and he starts beeping and goes back

to recharge his batteries.

And I nearly spilt my sweet tea.

I get up and I go, "The hell you will?"

Nobody said you could take a break.

So I got up and I watched him clean my house

until he died.

And when he died, I bought a new one at an auction

for three fifths the price of one of those black ones.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- I got a Roomba recently.

punchlineHe's black, he cleans my house.

tagIt's a sweet deal.