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Kill Tony #150 - Morgan Murphy & Sam Tripoli

2016-04-22

Gary Curtis

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Watch Gary Curtis's Kill Tony episode 150 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.22 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.33 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.89 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.22 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I got a sister, two years younger than me.

Not too impressive.

And I feel like all siblings who are close to me

have some type of sibling rivalry.

I just feel like mine is weird

'cause I feel like my younger sister

trying to be a better man than me.

So like when we were younger,

at first, like she got better grades,

and then she got better at mowing the lawn,

and then she got better at basketball,

but I don't know, I think she was weird,

but I'm still cool.

And then we got older, and that shit don't matter anymore.

And like, first she got a good job,

shit out of college,

but then she started paying for her own cable.

A month ago, she got engaged to a beautiful woman

before I did.

I said I stepped back, I was like,

"Damn, this bitch is one hell of a man."

So now I feel like I gotta get my girl pregnant

just to prove a point.

[Bit 2]

I was sitting down on the day,

I really had this thought.

I was like, I wonder how many black dudes

booked trips to Thailand

and they get mad as hell when they get there.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- I got a sister, two years younger than me.

setupNot too impressive.

setupAnd I feel like all siblings who are close to me

setuphave some type of sibling rivalry.

setupI just feel like mine is weird

setup'cause I feel like my younger sister

setuptrying to be a better man than me.

setupSo like when we were younger,

setupat first, like she got better grades,

setupand then she got better at mowing the lawn,

setupand then she got better at basketball,

setupbut I don't know, I think she was weird,

setupbut I'm still cool.

setupAnd then we got older, and that shit don't matter anymore.

setupAnd like, first she got a good job,

setupshit out of college,

setupbut then she started paying for her own cable.

setupA month ago, she got engaged to a beautiful woman

punchlinebefore I did.

tagI said I stepped back, I was like,

tag"Damn, this bitch is one hell of a man."