Gary Curtis on Kill Tony
6 sets·2.33 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.89 tag density
About Gary Curtis's sets
Gary Curtis has done 6 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #127 (11 Aug 2018) and the latest on episode #172 (24 Oct 2016).
Gary Curtis came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Gary Curtis has performed for guest panels including Doug Benson, Jerron Horton, Yassir Lester and Maz Jobrani.
Gary Curtis averages 0.36 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 53% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Gary Curtis's punch density went from 0.35 in the first set to 0.29 in the latest.
On average Gary Curtis follows each punchline with 0.89 tags.
Of the 21 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 10 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (4).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #172 | 24 Oct 2016 | Doug Benson, Jerron Horton | 1 | 0.29 | 1.67 |
| KT #171 | 30 Aug 2017 | Yassir Lester, Maz Jobrani | 4 | 0.29 | 0.50 |
| KT #150 | 22 Apr 2016 | Morgan Murphy, Sam Tripoli | 2 | 0.22 | 0.67 |
| KT #139 | 28 Dec 2018 | Doug Benson, Sarah Tiana | 1 | 0.30 | 0.20 |
| KT #129 | 25 Mar 2018 | Theo Von, Fahim Anwar | 3 | 0.75 | 1.00 |
| KT #127 | 11 Aug 2018 | Joe Rogan, Ian Edwards | 3 | 0.35 | 1.33 |
Jokes from Gary Curtis's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #17224 Oct 2016
So now I'm just waiting to get to the end of the episode election, and they take the mask off of Donald Trump, and we realize,
like it's been George Bush the whole time.
And then he says something like,
"I would've gotten away with it if it weren't
but now everybody else you wanted to root for is caught up in some bullshit. You don't want everybody to die, so you're like,
"I guess I'm with her."
KT #17130 Aug 2017
I got a girlfriend, y'all. Yeah, I try to say it with confidence, because I'm still trying to figure out
whether I'm bragging or complaining when I say it.
And I was trying to get something the other week, my girl was like, "Baby, I got my period." I was like, "Do I like a sentence to you?
"Is that shit supposed to stop me?"
KT #15022 Apr 2016
shit out of college, but then she started paying for her own cable. A month ago, she got engaged to a beautiful woman
before I did.
I said I stepped back, I was like,
"Damn, this bitch is one hell of a man."
I really had this thought. I was like, I wonder how many black dudes booked trips to Thailand
and they get mad as hell when they get there.
KT #13928 Dec 2018
I just wish somebody would've told me that that's what life would've been before it's like hand. I would've saved my $42,000, you know what I mean?
Just gotta add a couple thousand for the abortions.
Yeah, them shits add up.
I mean, don't get me wrong, like I'm pro-choice.
I just always make sure they made the right choice.
KT #12925 Mar 2018
They say English is the hardest language to learn. I honestly believe that's only because they haven't declared
women as a language yet.
and she ends it going see I was right I'm always right I was like okay so I'm leaving later that day I was like Bob baby I love you wow she was like I love you more I was like you right and yeah she got mad I said how can you get mad
you just told me you're always right.
She was like, well not now.
I said always means always.
KT #12711 Aug 2018
was practicing abstinence with his beautiful singer girlfriend, Sierra. Now I hear this, and I'm like, well, it makes sense.
Russell Wilson also blew the Super Bowl.
He's used to making terrible decisions.
what do you think about practicing abstinence? My first thought was like, that's crazy. But I'm a gentleman.
So I was like, if you want to break up,
we should probably do it in person.