Dedrick Flynn

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Watch Dedrick Flynn's Kill Tony episode 760 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.32 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.75 tag density

[Bit 1]

-Uh, armadillos are just Mexican turtles.

I thought that's what the word "armadillo" means.

'Cause I've been trying to create some secret ooze

to turn these niggas into

teenage mutant ninja Mexican turtles.

You don't even gotta change the name.

You know what I'm saying?

It's just Rafael Leonardo, Michael,

but I'm Master Splinter.

Now that I got y'all in a silly thing,

I gotta get to some beef that I got.

[Bit 2]

Fuck the nigga who made the low battery noise

and smoke detectors.

Nigga, how the fuck?

I got so many white friends that move next door to me,

they smoke detector, don't never go off.

But when my black ass family move in,

that shit be on for 15 years.

Nigga, either kill yourself or not.

I hate a battery that don't actually wanna die.

But then I know it's a conspiracy.

They turn us into sleeper agents.

They want us to be ghetto.

Because in 2001, I opened up the smoke detector,

and if y'all remember, Doris L used to be able

to have these buttons that you could press

and see how much energy was left in the battery.

Nigga, it was full.

I'm done, I'm such a shit so bad.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchline-Uh, armadillos are just Mexican turtles.