Heath Cordes

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Watch Heath Cordes's Kill Tony episode 692 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.47 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

Career avg·2.40 bits/set·2.80 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.82 tag density·5 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·0.75 tag density

- Oh, Kilthorny!

[Bit 1]

A lady broke my heart recently.

She said she'd always be in my corner,

but she's not, she left, she's not in my corner.

She left.

Stupid fucking bitch.

But you know what's always been in my corner?

You know what's actually in my corner?

Stiff socks.

It's freedom.

[Bit 2]

I met a nice lady the other night.

She told me that she had a mommy kink

and that's great for me, that's perfect.

I'm kinky.

I have a fucking thing that moves kink.

[Bit 3]

She, you know, I didn't use protection.

I'm not supposed to know what that is.

Just a small boy.

[Bit 4]

She asked me if I had some.

I said, when I'm in danger, I call 911.

I'm a dad now.

Thank you.

Bit 2 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI met a nice lady the other night.

setupShe told me that she had a mommy kink

setupand that's great for me, that's perfect.

setupI'm kinky.

punchlineI have a fucking thing that moves kink.