Melissa Esslinger

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Watch Melissa Esslinger's Kill Tony episode 151 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I recently gave up giving a fuck because it's hard to do that when you have only six dollars

all

I'm sleeping on the floor. Don't give a fuck eating

Bologna sandwiches three times a day didn't really change from before so I don't give a fuck

[Bit 2]

anyway, I've recently discovered also that not that recent but

Living in LA like everything just feels like high stakes like one day

you're fine and the next you're mixing water in your juice. This is going

[Bit 3]

accordingly. I feel good about the fact that I saw a drunk man pass out on the

bus. I feel like I deserve to live here now. Nobody did anything. I was sitting

next to a nurse, but he was drunk, so fuck him, right?

Don't give a fuck.

I don't know.

That's not funny.

That's just a-- anyway, I'm done.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI recently gave up giving a fuck because it's hard to do that when you have only six dollars

setupall

setupI'm sleeping on the floor. Don't give a fuck eating

punchlineBologna sandwiches three times a day didn't really change from before so I don't give a fuck