Melissa Esslinger

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Watch Melissa Esslinger's Kill Tony episode 154 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.70 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.70 punch density·0.75 tag density

[Bit 1]

I see being a millennial more of a disorder than a generation

Because

Fuck I would call if it were a disorder

I'd call it lazy, loud assholes, zebra, yolo.

[Bit 2]

We're just as fucked up as every generation before us,

except we had the internet.

Yeah, I'm grounded, so now I get to watch porn

and talk to strangers all day.

Oh no.

I haven't done that in a while.

[Bit 3]

I did have a therapist growing up.

Her name was AOL Instant Messenger.

And she taught me not to use all caps unless I'm yelling.

[Bit 4]

My dad had to--

if he wanted to skip school, he had to walk.

But I could just call an Uber for $6.

That's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI see being a millennial more of a disorder than a generation

setupBecause

setupFuck I would call if it were a disorder

punchlineI'd call it lazy, loud assholes, zebra, yolo.