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2020-07-28

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 465 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.00 punch density·0.80 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Yeah, I'm trying to lose weight and shit.

But I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to get like

a six-pack or biceps or anything.

I'm just trying to get in shape enough

to where I can fuck a girl with my shirt off.

'Cause I'm tired of fucking bitches

and tall tees and Jordans.

[Bit 2]

But ever since this latest invention, I've been fucking girls in sketch of shape ups.

Because not only do you tone your thighs and your ass, but you got the rocking motion going

on when you're hitting it.

You can reach new levels in pussy.

[Bit 3]

I'm tired of skinny guys thinking that they fuck better than fat guys.

It's impossible.

I got 300 pounds of pressure coming behind my dick.

How do you fuck better than me?

makes diamonds bitches. There's a reason we have PSI. I'm tired of girls getting with

[Bit 4]

me and complaining about being on top. Like do you trust these arms over you in the missionary

position?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Yeah, I'm trying to lose weight and shit.

setupBut I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to get like

setupa six-pack or biceps or anything.

setupI'm just trying to get in shape enough

punchlineto where I can fuck a girl with my shirt off.

tag'Cause I'm tired of fucking bitches

tagand tall tees and Jordans.