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KT #657 - RICH VOS + DOM IRERA + ELEANOR KERRIGAN

2024-04-02

Mike Ryan

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Watch Mike Ryan's Kill Tony episode 657 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.33 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.50 punch density·3.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I don't like to make assumptions about people,

but I feel like every time I've seen a homeless guy

They stole that bicycle.

If you don't believe me, next time you see a homeless guy

on a bicycle, just yell, "How's my fucking bike?"

And just see how they react.

[Bit 2]

I got in a fight with a homeless guy one time.

I was working at this club, and he reached over the balcony

and grabbed this girl's ass, so I had to shoot him away.

As I was shooting him away, he said,

"Hey, you fat motherfucker.

"I'm gonna come back next week, and I'm gonna kick your ass."

I just went about my day because he's a homeless guy.

But he came back the next week.

Looked like he put the crack pipe down

'cause he gained about 30 pounds solid muscle.

His hands were taped up like a professional boxer,

and he shadow boxed all the way up to me.

I did the only thing a reasonable human being could do

in that situation, and I hit him with a bottle.

And then I stole his bike.

As I was riding away, somebody yelled,

"Hey, that's my fucking bike!"

Thanks, guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setup- I don't like to make assumptions about people,

setupbut I feel like every time I've seen a homeless guy

punchlineThey stole that bicycle.

tagIf you don't believe me, next time you see a homeless guy

tagon a bicycle, just yell, "How's my fucking bike?"

tagAnd just see how they react.