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KILL TONY #399 - TOM RHODES + EDDIE PEPITONE

2019-10-16

David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 399 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.59 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.63 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.61 punch density·1.20 tag density·65 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.59 punch density·1.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Yeah man, I'm trying to be more healthy.

Gave up meat and shit.

Yeah, hired a trainer.

But I hate when trainers ask me stupid ass questions,

you know what I'm saying?

Like after we work out he like,

"What you about to do?"

I'm like, "Nigga, I'm about to eat."

Like I burned 1200 calories,

you don't think I deserve to eat 800 more?

You know what I'm saying?

For real.

[Bit 2]

I had to stop going to my gym,

I was going to Planet Fitness,

and these niggas was giving out pizza every Thursday.

Like, y'all don't give a fuck about my health.

Y'all got candy when I check in, you know what I'm saying?

[Bit 3]

Like after a while, I'm like, shit, the gym is $10.

That's like an unlimited pizza pass.

I was only going on Thursdays.

Mingling with the rest of the fat people.

Like, hey Ryan, what's up man?

They outta thin crust.

Better come back next week.

We'll hit 'em next week for sure, bro.

All right, man.

Check it later.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Yeah man, I'm trying to be more healthy.

setupGave up meat and shit.

setupYeah, hired a trainer.

setupBut I hate when trainers ask me stupid ass questions,

setupyou know what I'm saying?

setupLike after we work out he like,

setup"What you about to do?"

punchlineI'm like, "Nigga, I'm about to eat."

setupLike I burned 1200 calories,

tagyou don't think I deserve to eat 800 more?