Mystery Dan

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Watch Mystery Dan's Kill Tony episode 216 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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I'm out on the moon, it's raining.

It's raining!

Thank you, thank you.

[Bit 1]

So I'm driving down the freeway the other day and I'm running kind of late.

And I look ahead and I see this message board is all lit up and I'm thinking,

Jesus Christ, another fucking traffic jam.

Thank God it was only an Amber Alert. I can understand Amber Alerts for stranger

abductions but I just don't understand of these parental abduction things. Those

are just custody cases. The kid isn't in any danger. It's just daddy paying mommy

back for not trying anal. But I'm not totally heartless though. I was walking down the

[Bit 2]

street the other day I saw this poster on a telephone bowl of a cute little girl holding

a little doggie and I look and I see there's all these other pictures but they're of the

damn dog.

It turns out it's the dog that's missing, not the kid.

I mean for a second there I almost cared.

Later on I saw a dog that fit the description but I didn't report it because I figured it

might involve anal sex.

Anyway, thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupSo I'm driving down the freeway the other day and I'm running kind of late.

setupAnd I look ahead and I see this message board is all lit up and I'm thinking,

setupJesus Christ, another fucking traffic jam.

punchlineThank God it was only an Amber Alert. I can understand Amber Alerts for stranger