Mystery Dan on Kill Tony
4 sets·1.75 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.46 tag density
About Mystery Dan's sets
Mystery Dan has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #191 (23 Feb 2017) and the latest on episode #216 (19 Oct 2017).
Mystery Dan came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mystery Dan has performed for guest panels including Willie Hunter, Jerron Horton [6/12/2017], Steve Rannazzisi and Steve Simeone.
Mystery Dan averages 0.50 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 71% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Mystery Dan's punch density went from 0.05 in the first set to 0.50 in the latest.
On average Mystery Dan follows each punchline with 0.46 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Mystery Dan's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21619 Oct 2017
abductions but I just don't understand of these parental abduction things. Those are just custody cases. The kid isn't in any danger. It's just daddy paying mommy
back for not trying anal. But I'm not totally heartless though. I was walking down the
street the other day I saw this poster on a telephone bowl of a cute little girl holding a little doggie and I look and I see there's all these other pictures but they're of the
damn dog.
It turns out it's the dog that's missing, not the kid.
I mean for a second there I almost cared.
KT #20922 Aug 2017
Thank you. I'm a patriot.
So whenever Uncle Sam flexes his military muscle, my dick comes to attention.
Nothing gets me hotter than fire power.
power. We just fired 59 missiles in Syria and dropped our largest non-nuclear weapon in Afghanistan. I haven't been this excited since shock and awe. Although for me it was
more like shock, awe, and shoot. This bomb in Afghanistan, they call it a MOAB. That's
KT #19523 May 2017
Well thank you Tony, but sadly this may be my last appearance here.
Because if the New England Patriots win the Super Bowl, I will kill myself.
I have met every last cent I owned on the falcons and spent the last of my money on a 9mm Glock
in a box of bullets because they won't sell an individual pack.
KT #19123 Feb 2017
And it's like they were so accurate. Like MSNBC was just acting so bitchy and whiny, just like you'd expect.
They're so convincing.