Ali Macofsky

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Watch Ali Macofsky's Kill Tony episode 216 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- I used to practice my handwriting in middle school.

All of the pretty girls had a really nice handwriting

and I wanted to be pretty,

so I thought I had to change my handwriting

and the rest would just somehow happen.

I don't know why I wasn't writing guys notes like hey do you like me nothing like that

and I don't think anyone would appreciate a nicely written suicide note.

No one's gonna look at that and be like wow such a loss but look at that penmanship.

[Bit 2]

I am not into kinky stuff.

I'll tell guys that I'm really into role-playing, but it's just for stuff that I need.

I had a guy come over and I was like, "Hey, I hope you're cool with this.

I really like role-playing."

He's like, "Yeah, whatever you want."

I was like, "Okay, you're my chiropractor."

And I need an adjustment.

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setup- I used to practice my handwriting in middle school.

setupAll of the pretty girls had a really nice handwriting

setupand I wanted to be pretty,

setupso I thought I had to change my handwriting

punchlineand the rest would just somehow happen.