Uncle Lazer

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Watch Uncle Lazer's Kill Tony episode 689 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.54 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.54 punch density·0.40 tag density

[Bit 1]

I volunteered to coach a little league baseball team

down there in Austin this summer.

And by volunteered, I mean it was court ordered.

[Bit 2]

But there's a plethora of single mothers

at them baseball games.

Any single mothers in here?

Yeah, I can smell you, bitch.

like Thanksgiving leftovers, you goddamn right I can't.

[Bit 3]

And listen, I love me a good single mother now,

I really do, more kids are better, all right?

I need that pussy waller down.

If that pussy don't look like a mud flap

on the back of an 18 wheeler just blowing around

in the breeze, I just don't want no part of it.

'Cause I'ma be honest with y'all,

tight pussy makes me claustrophobic,

you know what I'm saying?

What I wanna do, have sex with a 21 or a little

type pussy come in 30 seconds, apologize for half an hour,

and then listen to her talk about true blood, not a chance.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI volunteered to coach a little league baseball team

setupdown there in Austin this summer.

punchlineAnd by volunteered, I mean it was court ordered.