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KT #689 HARLAND WILLIAMS + DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY)

2024-10-29

Ari Matti

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Watch Ari Matti's Kill Tony episode 689 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

Career avg·2.29 bits/set·4.17 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.03 tag density·35 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.30 punch density·0.20 tag density

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[Bit 1]

You know what I did recently?

I had sex with my ex.

Whoo! Highly recommended.

That shit is the best.

We went back to her place, I saw her pussy like an old friend.

There he is.

Isn't it the best when you fuck an ex?

'Cause you know that pussy, you know all the buttons.

It's like playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 again.

[Bit 2]

'Cause that's the worst when you start dating somebody new,

somebody new you get that new pussy you're like what the fuck

it's like new pussy is like switching to Android you're like why is it cream

[Bit 3]

because that's the worst when you start dating somebody new guys don't have that

That's why Dick is the best, like, overall.

Because it's universal.

Dick is like a USPC.

I don't need to, you know, every guy here I could fucking...

I don't need to know you.

I don't need to put Phil Collins on for atmosphere.

Dude, if they lock the doors in the back and they're like,

"Okay, Ari, the only way we get out is we need a bucket of cum."

"We're all out before midnight."

"But if they tell me the only way we get out is I need to make three women here cum."

"We're all gonna starve to death."

"Thank you very much Las Vegas."

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setupYou know what I did recently?

setupI had sex with my ex.

punchlineWe went back to her place, I saw her pussy like an old friend.

tagThere he is.