Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 583 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density

- Hey.

'Sup, guys?

[Bit 1]

I, uh--I'm not into skinny chicks.

'Cause, uh, I'm not into chicks that are shaped like little boys.

I'm into thick chicks.

'Cause I'm into chicks that are shaped like fat men.

[Bit 2]

A lot of, uh, women get mad at me

'cause I'm always trying to fuck 'em.

They're like, "You don't even like me for who I am.

"You just like my pussy."

I'm like, "Well, you just like me for who I am."

"You don't even like my penis."

"Where are we in life when we can't even enjoy the little things?"

[Bit 3]

But, yeah, I recently bought a moped, which is fun.

Fun way to get around town.

It's kind of nerve-wracking because I have to watch out for

or potholes, or drivers on cell phones,

or a teenager lowering his shoulder.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI, uh--I'm not into skinny chicks.

punchline'Cause, uh, I'm not into chicks that are shaped like little boys.