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2024-12-03

Uncle Lazer

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Watch Uncle Lazer's Kill Tony episode 694 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.14 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.14 punch density·0.50 tag density

- We did it!

[Bit 1]

Tony Henscliffe did it!

He got Trump elected!

Boy went all the way down to Mascot Square Garden, okay?

Talked about at the Republican Party, talked about the Puerto Ricans.

Came back with a, what they call a tiny joke book.

That was crazy when I went up there and get a tiny joke book.

Listen, I didn't know there was 500,000 Puerto Ricans in Pennsylvania.

I didn't know there's 500,000 Puerto Ricos in Puerto Rico, okay?

Island of trash, remember?

And I didn't watch the election, I was worried.

He got a little hairy there for a minute, Tony, didn't it?

I mean, my God.

The only way I knew it was over, I saw it in Hinchcliffe

crawl out of Rogan's garage, and he--

he saw this shadow that meant four more years of Trump,

you know, talking about.

[Bit 2]

Now listen here, one man's trash

She was another man's treasure.

And I dated me a Puerto Rican there.

And let me tell y'all something.

UTI in Spanish is the same in English, okay?

She told me she had two pussies.

Well, that second one smelled like shit.

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setupTony Henscliffe did it!

setupHe got Trump elected!

setupBoy went all the way down to Mascot Square Garden, okay?

setupTalked about at the Republican Party, talked about the Puerto Ricans.

setupCame back with a, what they call a tiny joke book.

setupThat was crazy when I went up there and get a tiny joke book.

setupListen, I didn't know there was 500,000 Puerto Ricans in Pennsylvania.

setupI didn't know there's 500,000 Puerto Ricos in Puerto Rico, okay?

setupIsland of trash, remember?

setupAnd I didn't watch the election, I was worried.

setupHe got a little hairy there for a minute, Tony, didn't it?

setupI mean, my God.

setupThe only way I knew it was over, I saw it in Hinchcliffe

setupcrawl out of Rogan's garage, and he--

punchlinehe saw this shadow that meant four more years of Trump,

tagyou know, talking about.