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KT #725 - MATT RIFE + TONY CARUSO (ADAM RAY)

2025-07-01

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 725 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.17 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.30 bits/set·3.61 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.27 tag density·46 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.17 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Today, today's a pretty good day, man,

[Bit 1]

but it's been pretty weird for me, dog.

I got a homegirl that's in the hospital right now

because her boyfriend had beat her,

and she got like a black eye,

And she got some broken ribs and a fucked up leg.

And she was telling me how she felt like the whole world

around her was like coming down and she know how to feel.

And I just asked her, I said, "Well, what did we learn?"

And then she went,

"Don't fuck your boyfriend's favorite comedian."

He hit that bitch with a bag of rocks.

- Nigga, that's crazy, dog.

That's all I got, I'm getting out of here now.

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setupbut it's been pretty weird for me, dog.

setupI got a homegirl that's in the hospital right now

setupbecause her boyfriend had beat her,

setupand she got like a black eye,

setupAnd she got some broken ribs and a fucked up leg.

setupAnd she was telling me how she felt like the whole world

setuparound her was like coming down and she know how to feel.

setupAnd I just asked her, I said, "Well, what did we learn?"

setupAnd then she went,

punchline"Don't fuck your boyfriend's favorite comedian."

tagHe hit that bitch with a bag of rocks.